May 2012
12 posts
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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anong ginagawa mo pag tinatamad ka?
Nakakatamad sabihin, eh. Sorry. :|
Regardless of wholesomeness.
April 2012
67 posts
“‘I love you’ means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via king-sara)
That’s right, student.
Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
Omgtoohilarious!
That awkward moment when you can’t decide if you...
lolsofunny:
lolsofunny:))
me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
school: here's some work
friends: here's a knife in the back
parents: here's some added pressure
crush: here's my new girlfriend
me: ok
